HOOKSCORP
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Our Story
Changing the Rules of the Game
At the surface, we’re a young and talented group of entrepreneurs and engineers with a groundbreaking idea that we hope will contribute towards a better tomorrow. Whether we’re at meetings with potential investors or we’re out in the world literally killing all competitors, our startup has been operating since 2001, and this is just the beginning.
Unparalleled Technology
The Possibilities Are Endless
Technology is at the core of all that we do at HooksCorp. We are the entrepreneurs of tomorrow, and our main goal is finding smart ways of using technology that will help build a better tomorrow for everyone, like mandatory BrainChips™. Yell "I'M NOT YOUR SERVANT!" for free installation of a BrainChip™.
Meet The Team
Who We Are
Hooks
Founder / Literal God / Candidate for President
All we know is that he goes by the name Hooks. He is our lord and saviour. He founded this great corporation when he was just 3 months old, and he will not be satisfied until all other companies submit to the Holy Corporation, HooksCorp
GreenKid
Analyst / Speaker of the House
We trust GreenKid with all of our digital needs, who proves that no technological feat is too big to tackle. From digital campaigns to custom videos, you want this hard working innovator in your corner.
Swisher
News?
Swisher is that guy in the corner of the office who listens to everything and makes his little "paper" that covers all the petty drama around the office.
Job Opportunities
Join Us
BLOODSTONE RITUALIST
Part-Time
If you have knowledge in the bloodstone arts, HooksCorp would love to hire you! You would work 24 hours every Wednesday and Sunday, at $15.00/hour.
BRIBERY LAWYER
Full-Time
Over the course of it's lifetime, HooksCorp may or may not bribe politicians many hundreds of times. If, theoretically, HooksCorp did bribe politicians, we would need a really good lawyer. You would start work immediately. 24/7 at 22 BloodStones /Hour.
SLAVE
Full-Time
Become a literal slave to the Hooks Empire. Hard work, no pay.
"THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED"
Mark Twain
Get in Touch
We’re happy to hear from you. Contact us today to learn more about our business and how you can benefit from working with us.
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666-420-6969